Don’t mention the War. Sell it.
You have to give tabloids like Fakt or Super Express some credit, for trying their best to help us over the fact, that we’ll have to go through a whole tournament without England and without the English media (although I suspect they will still try their best to make themselves heard).
Things started out mostly harmless, when former Polish international Zbigniew Boniek said, his research had revealed that Polish football players are exactly 16 times more intelligent than their German counter parts.
Fakt then got more ambitious with a montage of Michael Ballack in a 1/3 medieval, 1/3 first World War, 1/3 football kit outfit, put to the sword by Poland’s Dutch coach Leo Beenhakk & Slayer. Which was again topped by Super Express and a more tasteless version, with Leo Beenhakker holding the decapitated heads of Michael Ballack and Jogi Löw, as if he was some terrorist on a cheap VHS tape.
Germany’s own evil four letter newspaper, has so far only chronicled its’ colleagues efforts in an article which is currently sharing the website’s front page with Hillary Clinton and Megan Fox’s voracious sex drive (as of June 4th). But they are probably already cooking something up in their Photoshop laboratories as well. For those of you, who are new to all of this: they could go for a Borat approach, which is a generally safe bet for anything Eastern European, or they could chose the “Poles steal cars” theme. A stereotype which I think was born shortly after the Cold War, when organised crime groups used the open borders “to export” German cars to Poland to resell them for a profit.
And while talking about profits, it’s worth mentioning the following fact: Fakt is owned by the German Springer Verlag, which – surprise revelation – also owns Bild. I guess Super Express just couldn’t stand seeing the sister papers playing ball with each other and joined in on the party.
DFB boss Theo Zwanziger and Leo Beenhakker meanwhile were left with all the diplomatic homework. Beenhakker denounced the photomontages and distanced himself from everything. He even had some kind words for the Germans: “There aren’t many fans of German football in Holland, but I am one.”
Then Theo Zwanziger said something nice about the Poles: “The Poles are our neighbours and friends. We have a very good relationship.”
And now I will say something nice about the Poles as well: They have an excellent blog here at the World Cup Blog. So head over to the Poland blog to get some valuable insights ahead of Sunday’s game.
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